Last night, a post I made on Reddit linking to my Dating Tropes Explained article on shit tests brought in over 5000 views, smashing through the 100,000 view milestone. Thank you again readers.

And, one more time, if you like what you see, please like Table Theory’s page on Facebook! I do this for free, and I attached my face, my name, and my life to it because I believe that I’m helping people get more out of themselves, give more of themselves, and kick ass on their way to greater relationships, romantic and otherwise.

So, in short, I don’t want your money. I’ve had opportunities to monetize with ads and such, but so far I’ve kept all that shit out because I don’t need the money.

I just want you to spread the word by liking my shit on Facebook!

Anyway, it’s time to celebrate. I’ll be getting drunk as hell after work.

… or not, because it’s a Monday, and instead I’ll work out and go to dance class.  It’s a tough life, being super cool and attractive.

Happy Birthday, Table Theory!

Hey all!

Yep, you heard right. It’s been exactly one year since Table Theory hit the internet like a storm, and then petered out for a bit, and then caught a massive second wind, and then petered out a bit again, and then leveled out to relatively popular.

We’ve had mostly ups, because I’m awesome and enjoy life.

I figured it’d be nice to share with you the Top 5 Articles of 2012:

Using my handy-dandy lack of statistical training, I feel like 2012’s readers were all guys who wanted to become attractive so that they could get the girl from Tony Stark, be an asshole, and have drinks with Dolph Lundgren.

You’ve got moxie, readers of 2012. Here’s to you!

Thought of the Day

So I talk about taking small steps every day to make yourself awesome. And most of you kinda sorta believe me. But, many of you still have doubts in the back of your head.

Deep down, you might be asking yourself, even as you’re improving, “what if I’m not good enough?”

Well, take a look at this painting of a sweet lion that blew up on the internet a few days ago:

From artist Marc Allante – see more at his Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/MarcAllanteArt

Pretty boss, right? Probably takes a lot of talent. Pure, crystalline talent that the average guy doesn’t have.

Well, maybe. I bet the average guy doesn’t have as much artistic talent as Marc.

But talent isn’t what got him to this point.

He put up an album. Twenty five years of honing his craft. Honing from before he even knew he wanted to do it and got serious about it.

Look at the album backwards, and you’ll see what I mean when I say you will be amazed at how far you can go from where you have been once you commit to taking the steps.

Again, check out his stuff at http://www.facebook.com/MarcAllanteArt

Take the steps TODAY!

Happy 2013, bitches!

I'm the King of the Monkeys bitch! Totally gonna bang a mermaid.... look it up.

I’m the King of the Monkeys bitch! Totally gonna bang a mermaid.
… look it up.

I’m back! And I’ve got a head full of ideas. And two hands that are full of not-motivation-to-write. Yeah. It’s been a slow start to the blog this year. I’m powering through!

Good things – we’re still growing! I predict I’ll have hit 100,000 hits within the next month!

Keep on a lookout for:

  1. My travel log from Cambodia, including new revelations and insights into meeting strangers.
  2. More differentiation between my Dating Tropes articles (longer pieces about theory/doctrine) and my QDT articles (shorter pieces with concrete step-by-step stuff).
  3. An article or two on post-breakup blues.
  4. My nuts.

You ready for 2013? Well too bad, it’s already here. Stop whining.

Holiday in Cambodia

Hey all,

I’ll be in Cambodia for a month. I’m taking off in about 2 hours. So, yeah. I won’t be posting much.

What I WILL be doing is collecting a series of photos, stories, and videos to post to Table Theory when I return.

I’ll be eating and drinking everything, and hopefully not contracting dysentery or hepatitis A.

Until next time, dear readers.